The Interactive Orgasm

By Julie Fink
Posted On Apr 25, 2016
The Interactive Orgasm

Get your minds out of the gutter! I’m not talking about futuristic sex toys that vibrate through an app on your phone. This is OMGYES, a website that features dozens of interactive, idiot-proof tutorials for anyone over 18 who wants to know how to make a woman orgasm. It sounds like porn but it’s more of a training program #sextech. After researching and quizzing over 2,000 women, the site compiled a database of key bedroom techniques that are certified orgasm guaranteed.

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To ensure the methods are fully understood, the techniques can be practiced using the exact motions on an interactive hoo-ha. I can see this going one of two ways…

One. Men will turn into bedroom ninja’s similar to Mel Gibson in his sex scene from What A Girl Wants and/or Ryan Gosling in every movie/everyday life.

Two. Dudes everywhere will revert to using the interactive vag like it’s an X-box, and we are left in the dust.

But this site isn’t about getting to grips with the basics, the founders hope it will give girls “more tools for your toolbox.” Which techniques work best, according to OMGYES, depends on the woman. The video platform will hopefully provide more than just a change in perception but an actual change in intimacy.

The website states: “The women on the site are not actresses. They were inspired to share their personal experiences and wanted to set the record straight about the realities of women’s pleasure.”

So if you’re boyfriend has struggled to take you to the big O, I’d send an anonymous email with a link to the OMGYES website and Paypal the $29 for the signup fee.

Or just watch season 4, episode 11 of Friends where Monica teaches Chandler about women’s erogenous zones.


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