

Butt Contouring? We Give Up.
Posted On Apr 15, 2016

Face, nose, boobs, abs, legs… and now, BUTT contouring. I am completely done with the Internet.
Liveglam.co, a makeup tutorial Instagram account that posts “expert techniques from the best artists in the world,” shared with its 1.6 million followers a video of a girl using Benefit’s Hula Bronzer and Anastasia Beverly Hills Glow Kit to contour each butt cheek.
Left cheek. Right cheek. And suddenly she has a perfectly perky butt.
#StraightOutOfTheGym
NOT.
I can’t explain any further – take a look for yourself.
Don’t call us haters, but we have questions…
What happens when you wear pants?
Am I not allowed to sit?
Will my butt remain sitting after standing?
How can I go swimming?
Will my butt float away?
We need answers!
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