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The Taco Cleanse: The Greatest Thing We’ve Ever Heard Of

By Lauren Ford
Posted On Jan 06, 2016
The Taco Cleanse: The Greatest Thing We’ve Ever Heard Of

It’s 2016 and taco diets are a thing! Our prayers have finally been answered! Cue the taco emojis! ?

The Taco Cleanse
The Taco Cleanse

The Taco Cleanse: The Tortilla-Based Diet Proven to Change Your Life is a book created by a group of taco scientists in Austin, Texas. Yes, you read right… taco scientists, quite possibly the coolest job around. These taco docs researched le taco for many years creating a diet for any lifestyle. The recipes, all 75 of them, are vegan (sorry steak lovers) but include other options like avocado and cayenne pepper.

Let’s taco bout how it works…

Step 1: Eat tacos 30 days straight for every meal.

Step 2: Become the best version of yourself.

 

According to the book, eating a taco for breakfast within three hours of waking up is “proven to erase the ill effects of the previous night’s toxic indulgences.”  A midday taco “creates an uplifting sensation and increased glow.” And last but certainly not least a spicy taco before bed is said to “stimulate nocturnal imagination.”

Check out the taco food pyramid.

The Taco Cleanse
The Taco Cleanse

This cleanse just gets us. It is more focused on mood improvement rather than weight loss. But there are some side effects the taco scientists warn about. The Taco Cleanse has been shown to enhance beard growth, conceive children, as well as strengthen birth control effectiveness and realign your chakras. Ultimately, your wish is the taco’s demand.

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